A hilarious list of fantasy greeting cards.
So, Valentine's Day is right around your corner and you're feeling pretty empty handed. For those of us who are SO over the mushy displays of affection fogging up our café windows, the Valentine's Day—or, as we scornfully like to refer to it as, Hallmark's Holiday—season can be super hard to deal with.
But if we really think about it, why can't we find the cards that say what we're really feeling?
No, seriously! Everyone is always gushing over the sweet and romantic tokens of love that we always see in Hollywood films and those engagement commercials. What about the couples who want to show their love in a more unconventional way? We don't know about you but we think it's time that we even out the playing field.
Have you been looking for the perfect Valentine's Day card that makes you want to bust a gut, only to find that it just doesn't exist?
Well guess what? You no longer have to look any further! Because we're really clever, we have assembled four cards we hope to see in a greeting card store someday. But this is just to get the ball rolling, of course. Whether you're a Valentine's Day skeptic or can appreciate the humorous side to the holiday, you'll definitely cry laughing after you see what we came up with.
We'd love to hear more about the cards you wish you had this Valentine's Day. Be sure to share your ideas in the comments below!