Celeb Relationship Resolutions For 2010

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Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson
We're offering up some new year advice to these celeb couples and singles.

As we get ready to ring in the new year, most of us are already worried about whether we'll be able to keep our new resolutions. While us regular folks are usually resolving to lose weight and get out of debt, the rich and famous don't have to worry about such things. So, as a way to keep procrastinating about our own resolutions, we've come up with some ideas to help a handful of celebs start off 2010 right!

 

Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins - GET BACK TOGETHER. This is madness!

Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner - You two crazy kids sure made a cute couple, but it's good that you broke up before things got too serious. Neither of you is even legal drinking age and you're already huge stars. If you keep focusing on your careers now, you'll be adding "super" to those "stars" pretty soon. So for now, enjoy being young, enjoy being famous, and enjoy being single! Don't get tied down. Play the field. But maybe just to avoid confusion, don't date any more Taylors. Actually, we just put together a list of potential dates for both of you. Wasn't that nice of us?  Who Should The Taylors Date Next?

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - Just admit that you're dating. The coyness isn't going to be cute forever!

Jude Law and Sienna Miller - Each of you: hire a private investigator to tail the other one at all times. Because we want it to work out for you. It makes perfect sense for you two to get back together. You're like a more elegant, British version of Barbie and Ken. But relationships without trust are pretty tough to sustain. With Sienna's "other woman" reputation and Jude's reputation for sleeping with other women, it could be a bumpy ride. Tracking Your Partner Via GPS: Would You Do It?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - Do not give birth to, adopt, borrow, steal or build any more children. Please. Enough is enough. You two are supposed to be one of Hollywood's sexiest couples, but when do you even have time to have sex with all those kids running around? 

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