4 Halloween Pick-Up Moves
By lemondrop. Posted on .
Halloween! Horror films, haunted houses and ... hooking up? Oh yes. The same month that's synonymous with ghosts and goblins is also prime time for gettin' some. And because we're just so durned helpful, we've listed the top four ways to do just that while incorporating your favorite fall activities. Yes, they're cheesy, and yes, they'll probably work. Lemondrop: Hilariously Unsexy "Sexy" Halloween Costumes
Happy (early) Halloween!
1. The Haunted House Grope
Here's the drill. Find the cutest dude in line (or drag your hottest friend along) and make sure you enter the haunted house directly behind him. BOOM! Pitch black. Nobody knows whose hands are whose and if you accidentally "stumble" into him as you're hiding from a man in a wolf mask, well, who can blame you? Lemondrop: Super-Easy Last-Minute Halloween Costumes
2. The Daisy Duke Ensemble
Ladies, ladies. Most of us dress like sluts on Halloween anyway, so get crazy this year, and pick an outfit that shows off your pop culture smarts (and half your backside). The stud in a Batman suit across the room can't possibly resist. (See #4 if he can.) Lemondrop: Best Halloween Costumes of 2009—Ghoulish and Great
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Written by Andrea Zimmerman for Lemondrop.
