Khloe Kardashian To Marry LA Lakers BF
He's only been dating her a month, but Lamar Odom is ready to make Khloe his wife.

Pop quiz: What do you call it when a fame hungry reality starlet announces less than a month into her current relationship that she is engaged to the other half of said relationship?
A. An overt cry for attention because everyone is more interested in her pregnant sister. Kourtney Kardashian Loves Her Big Boobs
B. An overt publicity stunt to draw attention to the fact that she is starring in a new reality series that does not also star her prettiest sister. Kim Kardashian Still Has Hope With Reggie Bush
C. True love. True Love: Caring For My Sick Husband
And the answer, gentle readers, to this quiz which refers very unsubtly to Khloe Kardashian is: C. True love.
We know. That doesn't sound quite right. And we know what you're thinking: Even if you're a not-entirely-brilliant professional athlete (Lamar Odom of the Los Angeles Lakers), don't you have enough brains in your head not to marry a Kardashian sister after only a month of dating?
But listen. These two really love each other. They love each other so much that, according to E! News, they are shopping for rings. They love each other sho much that according to two (not one) of their friends, they are planning a wedding. And, yes, they love each other so much that one of those friends (who we sure wasn't paid very much at all for the information) told People that: "They're very, very happy. They've been together a few weeks and are literally inseparable. Khloe thinks he's amazing and makes her laugh and smile constantly."
That's right, you cynics. Lamar loves Khloe and Khloe loves Lamar and they smile constantly and if that's not the makings of a great marriage after only one month, we don't know what is.
Photo via Bauer Griffin.


