Men Really Like Morning Sex
Having spontaneous, morning intimacy is a real treat for guys.
Women, on behalf of all men everywhere, we have a request: more unplanned morning sex.
Don't get me wrong, the nooner is outstanding. Samesies afternoon delight. We love spending all day in bed with you. And we're frickin' psyched when you jump us in an unexpected, possibly semi-public place. But getting nasty before we break the fast-y is a real treat. It has us walking a little taller all day long. Other guys will recognize a certain spring in our step and envy us.
I know, I know, you took a shower last night, you value your workweek sleep (who doesn't?) and you don't necessarily feel your sexiest in the morning—things like morning breath, sleep in your eyes and puffiness that really deserves cucumber slices (or Prep H) make you feel less than your best. Trust me, we still want to jump your bones.
You say "meh," but team anatomy would like to stand tall and disagree. You may attribute morning petrifaction to an autonomic exercise by the circulatory system (or even a dream featuring Lynda Carter). Maybe yes, maybe no. Is it really our place to question such serendipity? Intelligent design has provided one of the strongest arguments for morning sex. Read: 55-Hour Erections Are Not Fun
Once you've decided on a little early action, there are a few things to keep in mind. If you wake up at your normal time, the operation is going to delay your typical program a little while, so here are a few short cuts.
- Foreplay will be minimal. As a guy, he'll likely agree to this.
- No kissing, if you're a little sensitive about AM halitosis. He'll think it's exotic.
- No mess. He should, um, finish in a way that does not necessitate any additional washing of your person or linens. This is a good way to show off his athleticism. (Note: If you're an AM shower-er, you can forego this item.)
- Time limit. Sure, putting a time limit on anything really hurts the spontaneity; then again, you have to get to the office. And so does he. Hustle up, buttercup. Read: The Joy Of The Quickie
I don't know much, but I do know that guys dig unexpected nookie. Plus, it can inspire some pretty outstanding reciprocity.
Any thoughts on AM delight? When else do you like surprise sex?
Discussion
We have some sort of sex every morning.....at least he pleasures me every morning and I try to do the same, although almost always with his help....the Mutual Masturbation Society we call it. Puts a spring in both our steps and makes me smile all day. Then I can't wait to get to his place after work to see what might happen. Mouth kissing is optional, but all other mouth/body options are open.
I love morning sex. It helps the wife is a stay-at-home. She can always go happily back to sleep and i'm much more energetic at work. Also sneaking home about 10am before she's fully awake is a charge. Nobody misses me at work so i can take my time with her and i always leave her with a smile on her face and my favorite comment: "You still got it!"
Planning takes the spontaneity out of the whole thing...quickie morning sex can give a girl a spring in her step as well....
Maybe pick a day, go to bed early (so as to wake early, rested and energetic), sneak off to the shower, brush your teeth, take care of a feel primping essentials, slip into one of his button-up formal t-shirts, and all systems go. That way, you feel amazing, smeel amazing, taste amazing... and he'll be appreciative enough to make your day better too in more female-idealistic ways (I.E a massage, taking out the trash, listening to you bicker without wanting to slit your throat). Just a thought.
