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Five Last-Minute Couples Halloween Costumes

Last-minute costumes for couples that want to celebrate Halloween the quick and easy way.

There are two ways to go with Halloween costumes. Over-achievers (and role-playing aficionados) go all out with fake blood, custom vampire teeth and the perfect shade of face paint. But if you don't have the time (or, let's face it, the cash) to create a masterpiece, go the easy but effective route: a pun costume. These costumes take minimal time and effort and make you look super clever. Below YourTango's five easy, funny (and punny) couples costumes:

1. E-Male and Attachment. The man wears an "E" on his shirt (a sharpie and a white undershirt will do it) and the woman fastens paper clips all over her top. 

2. A Freudian Slip. The man dresses as Freud (a suit is all you need, although a cigar and round glasses are even better) and the woman wears a slip.

3. Curiosity Killed the Cat. The man wears a question mark on his shirt and holds a weapon (got a water gun lying around?); the woman dresses as a cat, which can be as easy as painting whiskers on your face with eyeliner.

4. Mummy and Deady. This is the least sexy of the costumes, but it's a fun one. One person dresses as a mummy by wrapping toilet paper around his torso (go with two-ply here) and the other person just has to look dead—you can do old-school ghost and drape a sheet over your head, or just use powder that's a couple shades too light.

5. Peace and Quiet. One person dresses as a hippie, the other is a mime. The hippie can wear flared pants, a tye-dyed shirt and a headband. The mime can wear black pants, a white and black striped shirt and paint her face white.

Got other good couple's costume ideas? Let us know in the comments!

 

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nycgoofygal Single
Posted October 31, 2008

the only problem with these costumes is that then you have to stick with your date the whole night. what happens when you want to go home with the dude dressed as a giant hot dog and then your stuck wearing paper clips for no reason?

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greenolive Engaged
Posted October 30, 2008

we should be able to vote to say which one is the best. i like email and attachment, personally.

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Jessica Single
Posted October 29, 2008

Serena and Dan, obviously!

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Tom Single
Posted October 29, 2008

No Jack Donaghy and Liz Lemon, huh? Oh well.

I thought 'Quiet' lady was Natalie Portman from Star Wars for a second and could only guess that the costume idea was Missi-Hippie Queen. Thanks for not including that one.

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ProudMary Starting Over
Posted October 29, 2008

Or for a gay couple Dr. House and Wilson. Awesome!

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Nicole Single i'm not into you
Posted October 28, 2008

To my dying day I will say that Serena and Dan from Gossip Girl is the best outfit for couples. It really plays to what every guy and girl are looking to do on a night out.

Serena - You get to get decked out in a great dress, get your hair done, and put on fake lashes. Or you could casual and comfy - Serena is always rocking riding boots and ballet flats.

Dan - All your guy has to do is where a grandpa cardigan, corduroys and a messenger bag. Done! Furrowed brow requires little to no effort.

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Popple Married Marriage on shaky ground
Posted October 31, 2008

LOL! I don't really watch this show but I've seen enough pictures to get what you're talking about. I think I could actually get my husband to dress up with me since he wouldn't have to go buy an outfit.

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Kataroo Single Glass half full girl.
Posted October 27, 2008

I love the freudian slip. What about Sarah Palin and her First Dude?

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Posted October 27, 2008

Clever! These are better than Slutty____. I hate costumes that come in a bag, anyways. (They are just no fun!) Happy Halloweeen!

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