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He asked me to give him oral sex while he was driving. I did it, and he liked it. I, not so much. |
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While giving my former girl oral sex I would sometimes blow inside her vagina, and then the air would come out sounding just like a fart--if I pressed on her belly then it would come out faster and more loud---she would say.."That's not me!" (really meaning she wasn't farting) and I'd reply "It sure is you!", I thought it was kinda funny--not so sure she was amused by that one. What I do find surprising here though is when a guy does ask you to do something strange--You do it! What is that all about? Just curious are you>? Good though that your willing to explore and have fun while lying around naked and trying all kinds of stuff---love to hear as to why you ended up doing these strange requests |
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I know this sounds weird, but I have read that this is dangerous to do when a woman is pregnant. The air can go into her cervix (which is open a bit during pregnancy) and get in her bloodstream. It can cause her heart to stop. I would think this is probably not a good idea to do at any time since you can't always know when a woman is pregnant. Scary story for the day. |
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one time during oral sex I was asked to spit on it and get it very wet, then suck it. I'm not one for spitting, so I didn't. I truly hope he doesn't asks that of me again. |
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My husband loves to suck/lick my toes, which always makes him c*m. I always make sure I have clean tootsies before a good f**k. ;) |
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my exhusband wanted me to put a dildo in his ass and put it in his mouth after |
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Biting his the skin on his balls. Like...really hard. I just always figured it would hurt like hell. But it really gets him off. |
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I thought it was kinda wierd-the first time. A guy asked me to come to bed with him and his wife. Said there wouldn't be any activity between he and I (oh, BTW-I'm a straight guy)- he just thought his wife would enjoy the hell out of it. She did. I was a little bewildered. Its kind of funny how us guys are most attendant to NOT come in contact with the other males body. I have been fortunate enough to have two women in bed; they often pay some attention to eachothers bodies even if they aren't gay. Other variations of the male asking me to come to bed with him and his wife(on two different occasions-two different couples) have been"Take my wife-- please! " As in -Do Her. One was a friend. I chose not to because of the awkwardness it might cause later. The other was a temporary aquantance in another town. I accepted-no questions asked, however, I kept wondering what kind of person would want to do that with their wife--was he secretly watching or taping? I suppose it's lost it's "weirdness" anymore but I often wonder if others have had this experience. I suppose that a subject for another post. |
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While we were in the throw of "doing it" he asked me to call someone and talk to them while we "did it". It was weird. |
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THE WEIRDST THING MY BOYFRIEND ASKED ME TO DO WAS ,PUT MY FINGER IN HIS BUTT THEN HE WOULD LICK MY FINGERS. OF COURSE WE BROKE UP AFTER THAT. YUCK! |
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Hahha, Mine asks me that a few times, and i dont mind, but NO licking fingers! YUCK |
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i have two stories. the first was with a friend with benefits. i enjoyed giving him oral and one day he asked me to...while his friend was in the room. part way through he wanted me to give one to his friend too. my second story involves those two guys plus one other friend of my friend, i consecutively gave them all head at the request of my friend. |
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A guy asked me to call him my ex's name! It was bizarre, and completely a turn off. Needless to say, we never finished that night. |
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I had a girl who only wanted to do it on the desk or tables....which was okay, but it got old. |
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How about weird things girls asked you to do. I dated a girl. who once would only come if I wore glasses while we had sex. |
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This one guy wanted to experience the S & M thing and wanted me in a leather mask. Not just a mask but leather from head to toe and a paddle. So I went on to www.sextoybox.org and I got everything he requested. Lets just say he wasn't able to sit or c*m for days,lol. |
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Everytime I made him cookies, I got laid. It was that simple. Thank God for the Pillsbury pre-made dough. |
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One guy had a mirror over his bed and kept looking at us in it and smacking my ass. It was horrible and not sexy. |
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i had a similar experience. i dated a body builder and he had mirrors EVERYWHERE in his room. i caught him flexing and staring at himself in the mirror when we were going at it doggie style... i looked over and NO LIE he was making a fist and pumping it up and down... total turn off, we were done after that. i mean HELLOOOOO when your suppose to be in me BE INTO ME DANG IT! total loser, my BFF use to tease me because he used so much hair gel it wouldnt move no matter how hard the wind blew. |
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He didn't ask me to do this but, I once dated a guy who farted as he came. EW. |
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maybe alot of air had came inside of him...hehehe |
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Oh who hasn't had the awkward sex fart before. Not that weird. |
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I had to put my hands over his ears when he came. bizzaro. |
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lick his toes. ew. |
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one time a guy asked me to hold his nose while he was coming. seriously. like hold it shut the way you do when you're under water. he'd go, "i'm about to come!" and i had to grab his schnoz. very strange. |
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It involved a friend of his. A guy friend. Not my proudest day. |
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He asked me to show him some of my yoga moves....! |
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My ex-boyfriend LOVED it when I made his bed... literally. I think it was a hospital corners fetish. |
Inside the bedroom is where all of our interesting and sometimes weird sexual proclivities come into play. Remember that Sex and the City episode where Bill asks Carrie to pee on him? I rest my case.
So, what's the weirdest thing a guy has asked you to do in bed? Did you do it? Did you like it?