Here's a few answers to the manstuff:

- Washing dishes: It makes my hands feel all soft and girly afterwards. Don't like it.
- Grilling: To those women that are all "We can do it too", we know you can ladies. Do you really want to stand over the hot flame while smelling of charcoal, smoke and ligher fluid in the afternoon sun? No? I thought not.
- Holding your package: If you had gold in your pants, you'd want to touch it too.
- Dirty Sox: That's where I was when i took them off. They're like bread crumbs in case you misplace me.

Looks to me like I need to answer some questions.
1. Chipotle and Mountain Dew: Here it is. Chipotle has the perfect blend of smokey, sweet and spicy that makes meat taste perfect. Actually it makes all things taste perfect. The same goes for good old fashioned Mesquite. Mountain Dew is cheap, it tastes good, and for some reason it compliments every single potato chip snack on the market with panache rarely seen outside of Texas.
2. Poker: Simple. Guys night. It doesn't have to be poker, it could be standing around a car with beers in our hands or watching old Arnold Schwarzenegger flicks. We don't care what it is, as long as we can get a dose of uninhibited y chromosome guy talk. The barbarian in every man needs to be around other barbarians. Poker provides us with an opportunity to smoke cigars, drink scotch (or beer), talk about women other than our girlfriends or wives, and to curse. All without the inevitable mom-like scolding that would come if the women were there. It's a win win situation.
3. Dishes: For most of us regular guys, guys without trust funds and rich daddies, dirty dishes remind us of our first jobs as bus boys and dishwashers at the local burger joint. It represents being the lowest man on the totem pole, and minimum wage, when the only car we could afford was the one on the lot that we wanted the least. And since we've since risen above that station, we don't like being reminded that we were ever there.
4. Grilling: Grilling is a deeply spiritual and feral rite for guys. See, these days, guys don't have rites of passage into manhood like we used to. There is no ritual bloodletting, no roughing it in the wild on our own for a week, and there is a shortage of deadly animals to slay these days. So we pass along things like grilling and mechanics, fixing electrical problems in the house and hunting. When a kid is handed the spatula by his dad, he is being told that he is man enough to provide for his family. Like I said, it's very spiritual.
5. Working Out: This one is a many headed beast. Which means there are lots of answers. One reason for guys to work out a lot is for stress relief. Another is because stepping into a gym is a personal challenge. And once that challenge has been met and beaten, it makes a guy feel pretty good about himself. Another reason for working out is because most guys innately know that the better shape they are in, the better their chances of finding a cute girl to keep them company. And some guys work out so that they can be the biggest, baddest SOB on the block. It depends on the guy.
6. Dirty Socks: Yeah, we think they are gross too, but our tolerance for disgusting things is much higher than that of the female. Consider this: What do most boys like to play with? Yeah, mud, frogs, dogs, guns, worms, snails....you get the idea. It's in our blood. Just be patient with us because either the sock will continue to stink and bother us until we are offended enough to pick it up, or it will dry out and stop stinking. We use the same measuring stick on our jeans and....well all clothes actually.
7. Spitting: This one is for the Nancy boy that want guys to reform and start being gentlemen. You know how when you wake up in the morning after you've been drinking (ok, afternoon...whatever) and you have that huge and foul loogie lodged in your throat and it's causing you to taste things that you are positive you've never put into your mouth? Yeah, that can't be healthy...so spit it out. You don't want that stuff in your already upset stomach. Most other times, it's because we taste something we don't like, or because the cigar clenched between our teeth is causing us to salivate like Pavlov's dog at the morning bell.

There you go, I hope it was helpful. Feel free to ask any other questions you may have about guys, because I happen to be an expert in the practice and philosophy of guyhood.

HERE IS ONE I DONT UNDERSTAND. HOW ABOUT A GUY WHO CLIPS HIS TOE NAILS AT THE DINNING ROOM TABLE AND LEAVE THE CLIPPINGS ON THE TABLE YUCK ! YUCK!

As a guy, here are some I don't understand:
- Spitting. Unless a bug just flew into your mouth, just effing swallow it. No one needs to hear you hacking up, see gooey crap fly out of your mouth or needs to step over your vile mouth snott. Totally foul and disgusting.
- Holding your "package". Get your hands off of it. If you're afraid it's falling off, then go to the doctor.
- Handshakes. Let's just stick with the classic; everyone knows how to do it. Let's stop with the finger-grip-chest-bump nonsense. Ease up on the vice grip; I've broken a lot of bones in my hands and it really hurts (or I'm a surgeon/musician/whatever and my hands are my money). I get it, you're a tough guy, now let's move on. Besides, it's a real cheap move to grab just the fingers and squeeze the bejeesus out of someone. (Oh, I broke my hands practicing martial arts and racing motorcycles, so no wimp comments.) Finally, if you can't manage a courteous grip then keep your dead fish hand in your pocket. Ick.
- The tough guy act. It's pathetic, pointless, and makes you look like an idiot. You can be strong and confident without intimidation or threat of violence. Respect is earned, not demanded.

Let's bring back being a gentleman. Women seem to really go ga-ga over guys who are well-mannered, considerate, strong and confident, those that stick up for the weak, are aware of their actions and care about doing what's right. The good women, anyway. ;)

/rant

I don't understand why every guy I know loves "24"--that show is horrible. When do they pee?

I don't understand guys sitting on the couch with their hands down their pants. What is that?

Guys who are obsessed with working out. Do women really care if you have an 8 pack as opposed to a 4-pack? Maybe it's just me.