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Introducing "Hooker Chic"

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Introducing "Hooker Chic"
Are we saying you should turn tricks? Naw. Just unleash your inner "Kristen."

Ashley DupreeThere's been a lot of talk lately about what constitutes $4,000 sex. And the question that still seems to be haunting women—long after l'affaire Spitzer has fizzled—is: one diamond, two diamond, three diamond, four—what's so special about bedding a whore?

And what it is about Ashley Dupre in particular?

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After careful analysis, we've concluded: Not much. Which is why we've rounded up everything you need to unleash your inner hooker. Not that we're suggesting you turn tricks. (No, not even if you don't wind up getting a tax refund.) After all, we can all agree that men paying for prostitutes is so...last week.

All we're saying is that there's something about the power you have when you love the skin you're in, and as every woman knows, the right accessories can help. So whether you're just lusting after some new come-f*&%-me shoes, or want to explore the full-on paying-customer fantasy with your partner, here, as exemplified by "Kristen," are all the new trappings you'll need to play the part of the world's oldest professional:

Miami Triangle Bikini

1. Itty-Bitty Bikini By Day:
Innocent, yet barely-there—for maximum jail-baity appeal.
Melissa Odabash, Miami Triangle Bikini from net-a-porter.com, $250

Betsey Johnson lingerie2. Come-Hither Lingerie By Night:
It's impossible to resist the appeal of this butterfly lace Betsey Johnson get-up. Butterfly lace plunge bra, $48, lo-rise string side thong, $20, and lace garter belt, $28, all in raven black. Available at nordstrom.com.

Jimmy Choo gold platform heel

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3. Hooker Heels 24/7:
Apparently they were the Valentine's gift of choice for The Hills' Heidi Montag. And while we're not saying you need to be able to do anything but teeter between striking a seductive pose in the doorway and crawling coquettishly into bed in these doozies, boy will your legs look good doing it.

And because we're sensitive to the fact that not everybody makes $4k an hour, we offer two convenient price points:

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