Just when you think that a celebrity divorce will be the last you see of that celeb, Valerie Bertinelli hits you with a new tell-all book (Losing It: And Gaining My Life Back One Pound at a Time). On her book tour, Valerie made a stop by Oprah (and you get a book…). She told Oprah that part of the breakdown of her marriage to Eddie Van Halen (EVH) mutual infidelity. Whaaa? She’s an adorable TV and made-for-TV movie actress. She’s not supposed to cheat. She also went on to tell the Great O that EVH was the one that wanted to take it slow. That he wanted to meet her dad before they slept together.
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We’re pretty sure that every celebrity divorce should include a gag order. EVH can really lose a lot of street cred if his sweetness came to light. And she can lose some of her cuteness as a cheater. We know that Jenny Craig is tolerant of fringe religions from its spokeswomen but we’re not too sure about unfaithfulness.
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And we’re hoping and praying that Valerie was not the reason that Van Halen broke up. We would never forgive her if she had something going with Sammy Hagar.