We told you where to get great snail mail cards for the sarcastic in you, but here is a source of some of the most wry, dark, online cards going "when you care enough to hit send." Someecards has a variety of cards for occasions you didn’t even know you needed cards for, but there are some V-Day cards that are decidedly memorable like, “As fuck buddies, we should fuck this Valentine’s Day” and “This Valentine’s Day, I want you to know exactly how I feel about you in someone else’s words.” You will definitely find what you didn’t know you were looking for here and get an out loud chuckle at the same time.
Perfect for party hopping, the flowy fit of this versatile Forever 21 Plated-Collar Trapeze Dress, $23, makes it a flattering pick no matter your body type. Even better, it comes complete with a built-in necklace so you can check that off your list and swap in this ASOS Oil Slick Foldover Clutch Bag, $34, wrapping up your look with the equally foiled DailyLook Simple Strap Heels in Gold, $40.
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