There's no lack of short relationships with men, you just don't see a lot of short men in relationships. Whether it is ultimately natural selection at work or just an inability to spot smaller men in a crowd is anyone's guess. You'll find dozens of couples every day at the Big & Tall. But there aren't a lot of wedding registries in the children's department of Barneys. On the dating rack, people are extra-large in love with no room left for the little guy.
Fairfield, CT. 1993. My first formal dance, I'm scuffling along in shoes meant for a Clydesdale. Rental tuxedo sleeves threaten to swallow my hands. My date is 5'10''. I'm 5'3". This won't end well.
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The picture on the mantle tells the story. She has me by half a foot. Her dress is simple, blue, and seemingly endless. Her arm is on my shoulder in a way-to-go buddy gesture.
Pink and grey balloons reflect in the mirrors over the parquet dance floor. It's Saturday night at the Knights of Columbus. The bass dies. On cue, the DJ breathes heavily into his microphone. My tongue burns from Binaca. It's a slow dance, the first of the night.
It's over before it even starts. My eyes never leave the top of my dance partner's dress. I want to make eye contact, but I can't. Under other circumstances and raised with different morals, I might have enjoyed the position I was in. Instead, my uncooperative shoes lurch towards my date's unprotected toes.
By the end of the song, I'm standing on a chair. My date heads for the bathroom as the last chords of 'I'm the One Who Wants to Be With You,' mercifully fade away. My hot cheeks are as pink as the dance-floor balloons. We won't dance again that night.
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Just 24 hours earlier we had been sitting and kissing at the movies. Great date. But it all unraveled when we stood to dance.
Boston, MA, 2001. Against my better judgment, I take a girl I like on a walking date. However, I've abandoned dating taller women and with a two-inch height advantage, I like my chances. Inside The Children's Museum, a painted blue strip runs the length of the wall in the human body exhibit, noting the average height of men and women in society.