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Redheads Have More Sex According To Survey

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From ktvu.com

Is it true that blondes have more fun? Well, that depends on what your idea of fun is.

Redheads have more sex than women of any other hair color, according to new research in Germany.

Hamburg sex researcher, Professor Dr. Werner Habermehl, said his new study documented the sex lives of hundreds of German women and compared them by hair color, according to the Daily Mail.

Habermehl said that the sex lives of redheaded women were not only more active than women with other colors of hair, but that red heads have more partners and sex more frequently than the average person.

"The research shows that the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her reputation," Habermehl told the Daily Mail.

He also told the paper that women who dyed their hair red from another color were signaling they were looking for a partner.

"Even women in a fixed relationship are letting their partners know they are unhappy if they dye their hair red. They are saying that they are looking for something better," Habermehl said to the Daily Mail.

YourTango's Take
This brings to mind Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis’ tirade last year against Lindsey Lohan. The term ‘fire crotch’ was bandied about. And later Calum Best reference his tryst with LL as some of the most vigorous love-making of his young life.
‘Science’ has recently told us that redheads have higher tolerance for pain. Maybe they have a higher tolerance for… pleasure. At any rate this is great news for the redhead community. They’ve had a few setbacks lately: A) famous-for-no-reason Brits Jordan and Peter Andre gave birth to a little ginger-headed baby and promised to ‘love her even if she is ginge.’ B) The Departed, an Irish-y crime drama, went on to win big at the Oscars despite having embarrassingly few red-heads. C) The community’s most outstanding (not an accolade, by the way) is a freakishly muscular former prop-comic called Carrot-top (which is a slur on par with any that other minority communities have to endure). Maybe there is power in taking back terms like 'fire crotch' and 'carrot top' and 'ginger balls.' Maybe those words will become a source of pride and not ridicule. According to this survey, their peacocking ways are finally paying off. No longer will people have to disguise their heritage with terms like ‘strawberry blonde’ and ‘auburn.’

So, red on the head, fire in the bed is the order of the day. And a people are set free.

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