A Lesson in Internet Dating


Internet Dating Lesson #343A: If someone goes on and on and on and on and on in their profile about how they’re “from the South” and “know what side of the street to walk on when they’re with a lady” and “believe” in “modern chivalry”, what they’re actually saying is that they’ve seen Gone With the Wind once back in 6th grade and think that chivalry has something to do with jousting and knights in armor or something and can you just take off your panties already?