A sex checklist for LIFE because #YOLO!
I lost my virginity the way that most girls dream about: to my dedicated, kind high school boyfriend who adored me, with candles lit and Boys II Men playing softly in the background. Totally not kidding. My first ‘special sex’ was pretty stereotypical (and so sweet), but it took me nearly a decade to really understand just how "special" sex can get.
There’s nothing like that first time you orgasm and finally understand what the hype is all about, or when you get up the nerve to have a sexy vacation tryst (and no, you'll never see that person again, but whoa, what a night). Or frankly, when you feel like a lingerie model because you’ve worked so hard to get fit, and you’re crazy-confident on top.
Special sex is special for a reason. And thus, here are a few types of rendezvouses that every woman should experience at least once in her lifetime.
OMG, we're totaling changing our Facebook status in the morning, but first ... get naked, babe.
Yes to the proposal. And yes to getting laid, you amazing man, you.
Bonus points if you don't speak the same language. There is no reason for words right now. Shhh.
You SUCK. But you're really hot. And we need to f*ck to get this hatred out of our systems.
Holy moly! We're MARRIED! OMG ... the room is spinning, honey. Can we do it in the morning?
Wow. That was ... disappointing.
I'm on top tonight, babe. Get ready for the BEST sex of your life. Because an extra $5K a year never looked so hot.
It's never as good as it looks in the movies. But hey, you gave it a college try because ITS STILL NOT OVER.
Buh-bye dry spell. Hello, orgasm.
Sex when you don't have to worry about having a baby? Amazing.
You are definitely wearing a condom. Don't even ask.
My life will never be the same. DAMN.
Time to raise the roof and lock the door. Just in case.