We assure you, you are 100% normal.
If you're part of a couple - or have ever been part of one - you know that couples do some pretty strange things. Eating off each other's plates, keeping the bathroom door open while doing one's business, the list goes on...
But there's more to it than that those offenses; there are many things couples frequently do that they don't cop to as easily. But don't worry. We've got them covered. Here's a few of those things all couples do that seem a little wacky but really ... are completely normal.
Don't act like you don't do it. Couples may not enjoy each other's bodily functions, but we learn to deal with them and make the best of a bad (and smelly) situation.
Hair askew and mascara running from last night's festivities? Not a problem. Unshaven and no energy to brush your teeth? No big deal. Doesn't phase you in the slightest anymore.
However, they are neither sexy, nor dances.
and random body hairs.
and they're hilarious.
You don't have cable and their lives are actually pretty interesting.
*What* you use it for is a whole different issue.
No, it's not sex and yes, it sometimes lands you in the ER.
The circumstances surrounding the fall are irrelevant. You both agree that all falls are hilarious.
Especially if he snores. And it's glorious.