Are Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan Tatum splitting up? Don't get your hopes up.
In news that no one even really heard, Channing Tatum was rumored to be splitting from his longtime beloved wife, Jenna Dewan Tatum. Apparently Star magazine published a report claiming that Tatum often flirted with other girls, nixed his wedding ring and was going to enter a $50 million divorce with Dewan Tatum.
Sorry to break your hearts, ladies, but it ain't happening.
The couple issued a statement saying, "It's disappointing to see another example of Star magazine using outright lies to sell their weekly covers and trying to pass it off as journalism. Their current delusional cover couldn't be further from the truth."
The Magic Mike star also took to his WhoSay page to denounce the chatter, writing, "@ChanningTatum? and @JennalDewanTatum? Caught in Three-way with Sasquatch in 7-11 Bathroom!" would be a more accurate headline for @Star_News?'s cover. But this is our world-- where mags can concoct outright lies about real people in order to sell it to you as 'journalism'. Hope we all think hard about what this means and start to demand better. I know we can."
Damn, how about some aloe for that burn?
Meanwhile, Jenna Dewan Tatum chatted with DuJour magazine about the difficulties of balancing motherhood and having a life (the couple are parents to 1-year-old daughter Everly). "Kids are life-transformative, but they should fit in to your life. You don't want to feel resentful for forgetting about a whole part of yourself. It's tough learning how to balance and multitask; it's a lot of balls to juggle. That's been the biggest learning curve of this year for sure."
Haha. She said "balls."
Even more entertaining? Her story about going to a nude spa with Channing Tatum ... without him knowing it.
"In Vancouver, there's an Indian spa — and they don't tell you this — they take you in there and they put you in a sari and then they take it off, so you're completely butt naked," Dewan Tatum told Chelsea Handler on Chelsea Lately. "You're normally naked but it's like dark lighting. First of all, there were really beautiful Indian women, so already I was like, 'Maybe I'm regretting this.' And then I'm watching Chan be mortified. This is the funniest part — because I'm sitting there in the steam, so I go first and I'm like, 'Oh, he has no idea.'"
The Witches Of East End star added that her hubby was not happy. "Like, [the masseuse] saw him just sitting there naked and then they bring him out and he's just completely naked. She completely knows who he is, obviously. He looks at me like, 'I am going to kill you.' It was quite mortifying for both of us."
See? The truth is so much more entertaining than fiction.