What is it with one-liners: do they ever work? And, is there a such thing as a "good" pickup line? Probably not, but we've all heard our fair share of bizarre ones. The come-ons that make you laugh, think: is he serious? and the ones you text to your friends before you can even turn him down.
From "Are you wearing a mirror? Because I can see myself in your pants," to "Your hair smells like daffodils. Can I have another smell?", our friends at The Stir compiled a hilarious list of the most absurd pickup lines they've heard.
Dare you not to laugh!
See the list at The Stir: 17 Truly Bizarre Pickup Lines We Can't Believe Men Fed Us (PHOTOS)
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