Love Bytes: Even Judges Don't Have Great Judgment About Sex

dog judge
Buzz, Love

Plus, how to not pick chicks up with a fake accent.

You'd think being a judge would be in someway connected to having good judgment and not sending shirtless photos to women on your staff. You'd also guess, as a judge, you probably wouldn't put yourself in a position in which a woman seeking child support in your court would accuse you of impregnating her in your chambers. Even the judge of a wet t-shirt contest should know better. (Huffington Post)

This *wonderful* couple created a song about their breakup to let their *probably not in any way awful* friends know about it. (HowAboutWe)

And how about an actually good video? How to (not) pick up chicks with fake accents. (Dave & Ethan)

12 great literary gifts for the bookworm in your life. (Betty Confidential)

What dudes really, really want for Christmas. (The Gloss)

This holiday season, feel free to re-gift. Just follow these rules. (LearnVest)

Everyone just RELAX. The site is still up. Bullet, dodged. Oh, PornHub's owner was arrested. (Huffington Post)

So, sex after 40 is a thing. This is what it's like. (Glo.MSN.com)

Female condoms don't have to be gross and this one protects against all the STDs — but not against a certain mean writer. (Bro Bible)

He lost his job, now what? How to be a great girlfriend in 7 tricky situations. (Madame Noire)

How the Dominique Strauss-Kahn case forever changed the face of French politics. (TheDailyBeast)

More juicy content from YourTango:

Author
Editor

Expert advice

Save your breath because you only need two words to make him commit.
Are you REALLY thinking about their happiness?
If you keep finding yourself in heartbreaking, dead end relationships, listen up.
It seems like you can't do anything right.
Contributor