Anyone out there sit through the film Monster-in-Law and not want to do something incredibly destructive to the person who made them see it? Of course not; we're all good people here. But you can imagine that a man might fly off the handle if forced to watch Enough or Maid In Manhattan, and positively lose his mind if he couldn't escape The Wedding Planner. Still, you don't ever expect a lady to raisin her grapes over a Jennifer Lopez film.
Per The Smoking Gun, a woman in Santa Rosa (yes, of course it's Florida) went bananacakes when her husband was interested in watching a Jennifer Lopez film. Because he insisted on watching a J. Lo film, she felt obligated to (allegedly) set fire to his go-kart, boat and some of his personal effects. And it wasn't a matter of his not having decent taste that caused the Floridian to go Stephen King's Firestarter on his ass. Nope! This firebug from the Sunshine State was just jealous at the possibility that her husband might prefer J. Lo's bootiliciousness.
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A request to scootch over in the marital bed was the last straw. In a case of bad math, she apparently put two and two together, and took his comment to mean that she had too large of a bottom… though you would think that his love of J. Lo would indicate that he'd want to keep a full-seated woman as close as possible. Fighting Over The Little Things
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At some point, it was said that she threatened to euthanize the family's dogs. Just another day down amongst the palm trees, shade, oranges and gators.
Which actor or actress's films would cause you to blow a fuse and torch a loved one's things? For me, it might be anything in which Adrian Brody plays a tough guy. Thoughts?