As you likely know, there is a book threatening to rip the roof off of the Angelina Jolie – Brad Pitt romance. The book is by Ian Halperin (who also authored Unmasked: The Final Years Of Michael Jackson and Hollywood Undercover: Revealing The Sordid Secrets Of Tinseltown) and it is called Brangelina: The Untold Story Of Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie. The book is set to hit shelves tomorrow (December the 1st) and feelings are fixin' to be hurt.
While the civilians don't get the book until, um, tomorrow, advanced copies have been circulating amongst celebs and media types and the allegations are pretty shocking. According to the New York Post, it's said that one of the anointed pair is a pothead and the other is paranoid collector of international children. Not shocking so far, right? Read: Brad Pitt Opens Up About Angie, Sex, Life And Love
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But, as they say, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they someone isn't trying to put one over on you. "Inside sources," naturally, claim that Angelina Jolie has accused the ultra-handsome Brad Pitt of cheating on her on more than one occasion. Ironically, one of said dalliances was with a Sudanese model after a benefit for Darfur.
The story grows more bizarre the deeper one delves and we'll just let you read the book (or the NY Post article). But a breakup in the next year and a half is predicted. Read: Billy Bob & Angelina To Reunite?
While regular folk haven't gotten to thumb through the muckraking tome, celebrities have seen the book and are not pleased. Ian Halperin went on The Insider and was nose to nose with Star Jones (she is a lawyer). Halperin refused to take the bait at being called "sleazy" but did get in a menacing parting shot… and you can catch it all at PopEater.com.
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Any plans on checking out the Brangelina book? Is this the end of celebrity mystique? Is someone in over his head?
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