Do You Fart In Front Of Your Guy?

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Passing gas can be embarrassing or amusing, women report.

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In every relationship there comes a time when nature calls and you have to ask yourself, 'Am I comfortable enough around this person to let 'er rip?' Or maybe, like Carrie in that one episode, your sheet session is embarrassingly interrupted by an unexpected toot coming from—oh, dear God no—you. Lemondrop: Peeing With the Door Open—How Intimate is *Too* Intimate?

 

You're not alone. According to a recent survey by CharcoCaps AntiGas products, 15 percent of adults have 'fessed up to farting during sex, while 72 percent say they've passed gas in front of someone else. So what if that "someone else" is your sexy new lover? Read on to see how real couples broke the breaking-wind barrier. 

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Gas may be a fact of life, but for some couples it's an issue best kept behind the bathroom door. Take Cynthia, who, even after 18 years of marriage, says that publicly passing gas is a no-go. Lemondrop: Newlywed Turns "Annoying" Marital Gripes Into Funny Tribute

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Written by Erin Donnelly for Lemondrop.