Before we get into it, one of the best cameos in Zoolander involves Natalie Portman telling the camera that she thinks, if anything, Zoolander was too good-looking to date. But in real life, she really doesn't have a problem dating really good-looking dudes. Per WhosDatedWho, the list includes Hayden Christensen, Gael Garcia Bernal, Nathan Rothschild and glamerama-dingdong Devendra Banhart (not classically good-looking, but rocker eccentricity bumps him up a bit). And now, according to Just Jared, you can add Rodrigo Santoro to that list (check out the article just to see who's making this love affair triangular).

Where do you know the name Rodrido Santoro from? Good question, Aguado. Are you familiar with the "enigmatic chief designer," Karl, from Love, Actually? You know that one who Laura Linney gets so hot-and-bothered for that she briefly contemplates abandoning her loony toons brother for? OK. Are you familiar with the show Lost? Remember that incredibly annoying couple? Not Rose and Bernard. The annoying couple from the third season, the conman and conwoman? He was the incredibly annoying conman Paulo. Not a fan of Lost? OK. He played Xerxes in 300. In real life, he's not a 7-foot tall, hairless demigod. Just your regular, 6'2" Brazilian model.

Trust us, when we tell you he is good-looking. A model, really. But he sort of has that look about him that he is not to be trusted. Like a young Andy Garcia or an any age Kid Rock. Maybe it's because of his roles as villains and ne'er-do-wells and maybe we've been taught to be weary of men who are too pretty. Either way, Natalie Portman had better go into this with both eyes wide open. Some trick could be afoot, like when V For Vendetta shaved her head after pretending she was in a government detention center to test her loyalty. Though, we think that Natalie Portman can probably hold her own; did you see asses she broke in Star Wars? Or the hearts she broke in Closer?

Though no rumor was ever substantiated, we always thought she would have made a nice little girlf for Andy Samberg. He's a nice boy and they're hilarious together. Think it through, Queen Amidala.

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