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How To Translate Online Dating Profiles

Let Love U help you weed through the online dating pool.

 

Dying to try online dating, but worried that the guy that you're digitally winking at is really a cyber stalker? Then watch Love U's "Online Dating Translator."

Can you relate?

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Catty Taken
Posted February 19, 2009

Oh my! This video had me laughing so hard.

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Posted January 23, 2009

I just wanna read Tiffany Smith's profile!!!! Wonder if she is an Opportunist????? LOL If so, add me to your favs list Tiff!!!! LOL

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greenolive Engaged
Posted September 26, 2008

This is by far the best video on the site. I love the honesty.

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Posted September 26, 2008

It's rough out there! Is there anything you can look for on a profile that is actually true?

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Posted August 18, 2008

I'm definitly not going to try online dating..

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Posted August 16, 2008

the olove thing WAS funny
i didn't notice it that much before
but i liked the vid so i watched it again
and got it hahaha :D

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Posted August 14, 2008

tjis isnt seriosu haha
its just a joke :D

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Posted August 12, 2008

Love The Video

It Is Awesome

Keep It Going

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Posted August 22, 2008

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Posted August 9, 2008

the olive joke wasnt funny the first time but on the 25th time it was...

still not funny.

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Posted August 8, 2008

Where's the translation of female profiles? I guess it's okay to only bash men for doing whatever it takes to get laid.

Read about 10 female profiles and you'll quickly see how unrealistic women are; let alone the ridiculous sense of entitlement they believe their vaginas deserve.

Nearly every woman is looking for the same imaginary James Bond type. What amazes me is that if Bond did exist, then why would he want to commit to her?

What does she bring to the table? Bond has everything.

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Posted August 8, 2008

This is so lame!
There were no positive notes in this video at all. What was the point?

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Posted August 8, 2008

Lol, very nice.

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Posted August 7, 2008

they enjoy their olives? O.O

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Posted August 6, 2008

the olive joke was funny once

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Posted July 29, 2008

outdoorsy - i have been out in the streets since my eviction lol that killed me

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Posted July 28, 2008

Lol. "Are you going to eat that olive?" xD

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Posted July 28, 2008

are you gonna eat that olive?
lol

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Posted July 28, 2008

so there's no right answers or something? ... still funny to watch though =D

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Posted July 27, 2008

this is so fuckin funny!
and a little creepy, but funny!

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Posted July 26, 2008

Here's some chick translation:
Full figured=Fat chick
Wanted-men with college education=I want to spend all of your money
Let's go out=Buy me dinner
I want children=I hope you get me pregnant so you can be my meal ticket
I'm fun=I'm f*****g nuts

and many more!

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Posted August 3, 2008

you have serious issues

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Posted August 2, 2008

hahaha funny ass translation =)

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Posted July 26, 2008

Thank you for this cool video! I know a bit about the dating online, experienced it by myself a few time ago... Well done! Dating online is a whole world - at the beginning it suprises but then, onece learned, how to travel in this virtual world, it can be a good experience, even with the ebst results :) Such as marriage...

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