These 12 Dirty Holiday Sexts Will Even Make Santa Blush
Forget mistletoe; these sexy sexts will get your message across just fine.
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‘Tis the season for warm, crackling fires and snuggling under blankets on cold winter nights. And while a glass of warm eggnog or spiked cider can quickly heat things up, nothing raises your temperature quite like a seasonal sext from your significant other. Whether it’s during the work day or from across the table at your in-laws holiday feast, use your thumbs — and your dirty mind! — to add sugar and spice and everything nice to a simple text message exchange. A merry, merry Christmas indeed. (Wink, wink.)
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1Because acronyms shouldn't be limited to LOL and WTF
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2What's better than plants for your pecker?
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3And trust me, they won't be blue
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4Talk about a snow job
5Well, and it was only $
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6Sock it to me, baby
7A frisky twist on a seasonal classic
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8Or your Cupid, if you prefer
9Do I have to spell it out for you?
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10Things could get a bit sticky
11That’s one winter chore that you can get behind…or in front of Any position is fine.
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12I’ll put out more than milk and cookies
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