This season of The Bachelorette is messier than any season before it — and, dare we say, any season thereafter. In an explosive new promo, it was revealed that Hannah Brown had sex in a windmill (though she put it a lot less delicately), and now, the question begs itself: who did Hannah Brown have sex in a windmill with?
Here's what we know about this explosive development and how Luke P. reacted to it (hint: he was a jerk).
According to E! News, Hannah Brown dropped the bombshell when she was out to dinner with Luke Parker (better known as Luke P, who is clearly playing the bad guy role this season). He asked to talk about sex, shortly after Hannah declared that Jesus still loved her, and it took off from there.
"My husband would never say what you've said to me. I have had sex, and, honestly, Jesus still loves me. From obviously how you feel, me f—king in a windmill, you probably want to leave," she said, according to the outlet, before clarifying that she'd actually had sex in a windmill two times. She then flipped Luke P. off. Classy. Also? Go Hannah!
Hannah Brown admitted to having sex in a windmill twice.
2. But who did she have sex with, and where?
According to Yahoo, there is no shortage of burning questions surrounding the windmill conversation. First off, where did this windmill sex take place? Second, with whom? One thing's for sure: it wasn't Luke P.
"There are a lot of windmills in Mykonos, which is where the show is headed for final episodes. So the windmill sex could totally still be TBD if you know what I'm saying. Also, The Ringer thinks this is Hannah's version of the "fence jump," it's just that iconic. But, like, looking at the odds, it's definitely not Luke (see also his "sex should be pure" conversation that gets him rightly booted from the show) so we are, maybe, down to Peter, Jed, and Tyler. She has chemistry with all three. She's climbed atop and made out with all three in various unique locations, like a pool table, massage parlor and fishing boat. This is quite a puzzle. HANNAH. I must know!" writes the outlet.
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