27 Times This BADA$$ Lady Said EXACTLY What You Were Thinking
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You don't have to be single OR a mom to recognize some funny quotes when you see them.
Since I first came across the Facebook page Single Mom Diaries, I've had to restrain myself regularly from checking in on the semi-anonymous author's sharp, brilliant, and freaking hilarious one-liners too often, lest I find myself still scrolling and peeing my pants past some annoying deadline or another.
Being the generous soul I am, I have therefore captured for you here 27 of the best-of-the-best quotes from this divorced L.A. mom of three awesome boys.
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Believe, it was not easy picking.
1About the quest to find a good man.
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2About married girlfriends complaining about their husbands' wanting sex.
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3About kids who just won't flush.
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4About dining out with kiddos.
5About being a hypocrite.
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6About people who've never been married.
7About what you can and can't make someone else feel.
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8About sexting.
9About minding your Google manners.
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10About the deeper meanings of emojis.
11About Siri.
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12About the honest mouths of babes.
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13About relationship dynamics.
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14About understanding men.
15About texting fails.
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16About parenting wins.
17About getting crafty.
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18About general badassery.
19About latent sibling rivalry.
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20About bringing sexy back.
21About parenting wins - FOR REAL.
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22About communicating with your kids.
23About going with the flow.
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24About alternative perspectives.
25About dick pics.
26About trust.
27About straight-up wisdom.