A Condom That Even Kermit the Frog Would Love

Love, Sex

It's not easy being green, however being green with a STD would be worse. Lucky Bloke to the rescue.

We admit it. Here at the Lucky Bloke Research and Development Department, we’re big Muppet fans and we’d be lying if we said we weren’t excited about the new Muppet movie, “Muppets...Again!” slated to be released in 2014.

While working on our mission to bring you safer, more awesome sex with condoms, sometimes our minds start to wander to albeit interesting places.

For example: Do Muppets use condoms? (Of course, they should!) So which would they prefer?

Although the summary of this post probably sounds like the opening of a very bad joke, it opens the door to a lot of fun consideration. We all know that Muppets have relationships with other Muppets - Kermit and Piggy, Gonzo and Camilla, Waldorf and Astoria, the members of Electric Mayhem and each-other.

They deserve safety and pleasure just as much as the rest of us, right? In honor of promoting safe sex for all, we’ve matched up our favorite Muppet characters with the condoms we think best suit their personalities. Enjoy, and please judge us lightly!

1. Kermit the Frog: One of the things we love about Kermit is that he wants to do good in the world and make people happy. It’s easy to be green with the L. | Do {each other} Good condom. Core to their company mission, L. partners with development organizations to support women and HIV/AIDS prevention. Designed with maximum pleasure in mind for both parties, the L. | Do {each other} Good condom is also 100% vegan - something Kermit and the special pig in his life are sure to appreciate!

2. Miss Piggy: As both a lover and a fighter, we think this feisty diva would surely appreciate “ooo” Boutique’s Kung Fu Sutra condoms. Martial Arts meets Kama Sutra with these exceptionally sheer, lubricated latex condoms which feature illustrations of partners engaging in erotic variations of the Chinese art of self-defense. Presented in a beautiful gift box, these are sure to delight the most discriminating frog, errrr, lover.

3. Gonzo: Here’s a guy who truly likes to march to the beat of his own drum. We imagine that when condom shopping Gonzo would look for something that was out of the ordinary but also feels great. This is why we’d recommend the One Tantric Pleasures condom - the first condom in the world created with tattoo-inspired texture for increased pleasure. This gorgeously packaged line of condoms come in three exotic textures: Maori, Tribal, & Titan. As an added bonus, a portion of all sales goes to support HIV/AIDS prevention and treatment efforts in Africa.

4. Professor Honeydew: As a man of science, the professor would naturally look for the most innovative condom possible while also leaving some room for some fun experimentation. Contrary to what many people think, condoms are not all one size fits all. Our favorite lab-coat clad scientist doesn’t seem to be tied down to any one Muppet, which why we think the Professor would surely enjoy testing the various options available in Lucky Bloke’s “Not Sure What Size to Buy” Condom Sampler, which offers a range of premium condom styles –pleasure shaped, ultra-thin, ribbed, studded, more head room, and so on – for you to experiment with (in sizes ranging from smaller to larger...and everything in between) Have fun trying them all! After all, it’s all in the name of science right?

5.  The Swedish Chef: When shopping for condoms, we imagine our favorite Scandinavian would look for something that was innovative with Volvo-like safety. We think he’d definitely give his “okee dokee” stamp of approval to the RFSU Profile Magic condom. Imported from Sweden, this ultra-thin luxury condom is made of the silkiest latex, is silicone lubricated and entirely vegan. Although his cooking skills are questionable, the chef would be pleased to learn that RFSU exceeds international condom safety standards.

Ready to improve your sex life with condoms? Head on over to theCondomReview.com where you can buy the best condom samplers available, featuring the top-rated condoms from our recent Global Condom Review. (Based on the findings of 1100 Participants in 21 countries!) Curious about lube? We've got an amazing lube sampler, too!

If you would appreciate some personalized attention, our free Condom Concierge service is available via email. Contact us at getlucky(at)luckybloke(dot)com, and our Condom Experts will assist you in identifying the condoms and lube that are right for you. (No purchase necessary!)