Sex Frosting: The Healthy Dessert That Spices Up Your Love Life

Sex Frosting

Spoon it, slather it, dive in deep.

Last week, we introduced you to sex coffee, the spicy cup o' java that might actually boost your sex drive.

Now, take your lovemaking to the next level with this week's indulgent treat: Sex Frosting. 

A rich, creamy bowl of dark chocolate whipped with mood-boosting superfoods, then served with heart-shaped strawberries. Like a super-sexy Smoothie Bowl, sex frosting is perfect for spooning. Serve it for dessert. Or take it to bed and slather it on your lover. 

Laced with the heat of red pepper, full of libido-loving dark chocolate, maca, and cinnamon, this delicious bowl tastes like brownie batter, but is 100% vegan, paleo, and gluten-free. It's the perfect way to end any candlelight dinner (and the most seductive way to get your dessert on). 

[Disclaimer: Sex Frosting is for eating, and only reccomended for such. It is not a proper substitute for sexual lubricant, hot tub filling, jello wrestling, or skinny dipping diving.]

How to Make Sex Frosting

This recipe is best prepared in an industrial-strength blender, like a Vitamix. And even better when enjoyed immediately.

Makes 2 Servings.

  • 2 very ripe bananas, frozen
  • 1/3 cup raw cacao powder
  • 2 teaspoons maca
  • 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 1/2 teaspoon red cayenne pepper
  • 3 tablespoons raw honey
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • 1/4 cup almond milk
  • 3 tablespoons dark chocolate, melted
  • 6 strawberries, hulled and halved

In a blender, combine bananas, cacao powder, maca, cinnamon, cayenne pepper, honey and almond milk. Blend until smooth. Spoon into a two bowls, drizzle with dark chocolate. Top with halved strawberries. Serve and enjoy.