7 Wedding Dresses That Are SO Horrifying Your Eyes Will Bleed

Unless you're trying to blend into the forest and escape being mistaken for prey, we really don't understand why anyone would wear (or make) this dress.

Traditionally, a wedding dress was meant to be wore by an innocent maiden. This was what the layers of white silk was about.

While that day may be largely gone, this nearly not-there dress leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination and puts a trashy spin on your big day.

Bride or demon snow bunny? You decide.

There's biblical stories about the wrong people getting married because the groom couldn't see his future wife's face beneath the veil.

While veils remain common to this day in many traditions, this dress takes it to a new level.

The bride looks more like the ghost of a bride than a current one. Spooky!

Remember those plush balls that grandma had to hold all her pins? Doesn't this 70's throwback look JUST like that?

Also, no idea how this bride sat ... or went to the bathroom.

We're inclined to believe this bride is prepared to say her vows ... while milking the family cow.

While we're drawn to the Tudor court nature of this dress, it's definitely not for a wedding. Unless you're going for an Anne Boleyn's ghost theme ... and remember how she turned out?