We'd like a side of sex with that, please.
Here's a new one, guys: A couple recently had a shag on the roof of a Chipotle Mexican Grill in Newark, Delaware during dining hours. The police actually witnessed the whole thing go down. Now that's hot.
The cops came to the scene Saturday night at about 9:40 p.m. and an officer allegedly saw the actual deed being done. The cops commanded them to stop, but stop they did not — at least for another 15 to 20 seconds, as stated by the release.