Hilarious Celebrity Sex Quotes

Chris D'elia

Here we go again!

The celebrities are sounding off. On Twitter and in the press, they are letting you know what you need to know on sex, love, strippers, and naughty photo shoots.


""You can't just ask people if they're strippers" - real things my friends say to me" - Anna Kendrick on Twitter.
""The Way We Were" is one of my favorite comedies A gorgeous Robert Redford getting turned on by Barbra Streisand? That's hilarious!" - Joan Rivers on Twitter.
"Every time i make love, I like to scream out "And it goes a little somethin' like thiiiiiis" and then climax SUPER hard" - Chris D'elia on Twitter.
"Sometimes during sex I like to surprise my girl with the gift of a mariachi band" - Dane Cook.
"My friends call me Grandma, but like, Grandma's killing it right now I'm pretty sure Grandma nailed it in a half-naked Terry Richardson shoot, okay? So I'm fine with it. I just do my thing. I do what's best for me. That's it." - Lea Michele on her racy photoshoot with V Magazine.