Weird News: Woman Beats Husband Over "Porn"

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One man found out the hard way how "The Onion" could make him cry.

Who knew porn could be so funny?

A 56-year-old Menomonee Falls, Wis., woman is accused of attacking her husband after she found copies of The Onion — a news satire weekly — and another publication in his car, according to Menomonee Falls Patch.

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