Relationship Fail: Are You Hotter Than My Wife?

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Take this quiz to find out, and then I may or may not cheat on her with you.

Gone are the days when you had to take pop quizzes and standardized tests, and you couldn't be happier. The last time you remember using a pencil to fill in a little circle on paper was when you asserted that yes, you are over 18 and (unlike the tanning mom's daughter) old enough to use a tanning bed.

But, we may have found one quiz that you can't help but want to take just for the heck of it. It's time to find out, are you hotter than this 44-year-old New Yorker's wife?

We're guessing you will pass this rigorous exam with flying colors if you are NOT over 43, unemployed and hate cooking, sports and sex. But, if you happen to be these things—just like this man's current wife—then there is always the extra credit. And, for a free margarita and the chance to cheat with a peculiar, middle-aged man, who wouldn't take the extra credit?! Relationship Fail: It's Been Two Hours – I Miss You SO Much

If you find an example of a particularly annoying, funny or weird thing that couples or singles post online—whether it be on Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Craigslist or another site—we'd love to see it! Send your submissions to Fail@YourTango.com. You won't regret it, but the offending person will!