The ordinary-looking need not respond to this Craigslist personal ad.
We've read enough "online dating dos and don'ts" lists to know that harping on your worst qualities won't get you very far in the virtual search for love. Instead, you're supposed to highlight the characteristics that make you unique and intriguing to potential suitors.
So, in what world would being superficial qualify as a great selling point for why someone should date you? Apparently, in the world that this 42-year-old woman from Boston lives in. Check out her post in the "women seeking men" personals section of Craigslist:
We're curious, what would a conversation with a self-professed shallow woman be like? If all deep, substantial topics are off-limits, you're left with... favorite nail polish colors? Designer belt buckles? Where she gets her eyelash extensions?
Wow, then we can't understand why the guys aren't lining up for this one! Relationship Fail: The Top 10 Reasons You Should Date Me!
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