Love In Numbers: Man Gets Fined $14,000 For Not Having Enough Sex

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Plus, ways to get over what's-his-face, and contests to "Win A Wife"?

$14,000: That's the amount one French guy was fined for not having enough sex with his now ex-wife, according to The Gloss (that's 10,000 euros, if you're wondering). What a woman! We didn't even know it was possible to collect money for something like that during a divorce settlement, but in the words of the judge on the case: "A sexual relationship between husband and wife is the expression of affection they have for each other, and in this case it was absent... By getting married, couples agree to sharing their life and this clearly implies they will have sex with each other." Point well taken, judge. The Gloss had some fun figuring out exactly how much each session of sex that this couple missed out on over 21 years has now cost the poor guy, so check it out

Here are some more "Love in Numbers" tidbits from around the web this week:

11: Very sexy wedding dresses that made this summer's wedding season sizzle. (The Daily Beast)

10: Things pretty much everyone is looking for in a partner… yes, even you. (The Frisky)

10: Women who are doing their thing—and we should all admire them for it. (ThirdAge)

8: Ways to fully get over what's-his-face. For good. (eHarmony)

7: Land mines on campus that are waiting to blow up your relationships in college. (CollegeCandy)

7: Celebrity couples we're bound to see this weekend at New York Fashion Week. Keep your eyes peeled! (YourTango CelebLove)

5: Healthy and fun fall date ideas. Apple picking, anyone? (Yahoo! Shine)

5: Real truths about break ups that no one ever tells you…. Until now. (HuffingtonPost Women)

2: Contests that two different radio stations hosted to  "Win a mail-order bride." Seriously. (BettyConfidential)

1: BIG question you're dying to ask your new guy, but should you? (MadameNoire)