Crystal Harris: Sex With Hef Is Lame And Lasts 'Two Seconds'

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Meanwhile, Hugh Hefner strikes back on Twitter, claiming that Crystal is lying. Who do you believe?

Crystal Harris is certainly not taking the classy road in the aftermath of her broken engagement to 85-year-old Playboy founder Hugh Hefner.

The 24-year-old is currently making the rounds on the talk show interview circuit and recently told Howard Stern that she and her ex only had sex one time and that it was not a great experience. Hef only lasted "like, two seconds," Crystal claimed.

"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry," she said, reports People Magazine. (Well, did she really expect sex with an 85-year-old to be that great?)

Crystal went on to add that she had never seen her former husband-to-be in his birthday suit.

"He doesn't really take off his clothes," she continued. "I've never seen Hef naked." Crystal Harris: Hef Was 'Relieved' That I Called Off The Wedding

Meanwhile, over at the Playboy mansion, Hefner clearly didn't appreciate the pot-shots at his lovemaking style (or lack thereof) and struck back on Twitter with some fightin' words of his own:

"The sex with Crystal the first night was good enough so that I kept her over two more nights," he Tweeted. Later, he added: "Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don't know why. Maybe a new boyfriend?"

Crystal continues to be seen out with the much more age appropriate Jordan McGraw but told the ladies of The View that he is just a "good friend." (Just like Brangelina was "good friends" on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, right?)  Is Crystal Harris Already Cheating On Hugh Hefner?

Regardless, Hef seems to have moved on from his runaway bride too and even Tweeted, "I'm happy to be in a better place with new girlfriends Anna Sophia Berglund & Shera Bechard."

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