18 Things NOT To Buy Your Boyfriend For Christmas

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Wow. I mean, wow. I'm not some kind of religious conservative nutjob, but last time I checked, Christmas was a peaceful holiday that's meant to be celebrated with your family. So when I saw this photo gallery of "18 WTF Christmas-Themed Sex Toys" on The Frisky, I rightly thought... WTF. That candy cane-shaped G-string? Ow, my poor eyes. I have to admit the mistletoe condom is kind of hilarious... but STILL! Come on! Christmas is for children! Can we keep some aspects of our society non-sexual, please? Also, are you really going to use any of this stuff past December 25? So wasteful. Help a worthwhile charity instead, and invest in some year-round sex toys if that's your thing. Bah humbug. (The Frisky)

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