Surprise! Kat Von D Now "Not In A Relationship" With Jesse James

Jesse James and Kat Von D

It's breakup number two for the tattooed twosome.

What happened, Jesse James and Kat Von D? Everything was going so well with you two! You were like the perfect couple.

Okay, we're being a little sarcastic. After the tattooed duo broke up in July only to get back together in August, we knew it wouldn't be long till we would hear things weren't working out again. Well, that day has come. Von D, Tattoo artist and former star of the canceled show, L.A. Ink, took to her Facebook page this weekend to clear up some "odds and ends" — AKA rumors about her relationship with Sandra Bullock's ex. Kat Von D And Jesse James Call It Quits: Is Anyone Surprised?

"I am not in a relationship," Von D writes. "(And I apologize for all the 'back and forth' if it's caused any confusion.)"

Confusion is one way to put it. The "engagement-on-engagement-off-okay-it's-back-on" couple was originally planning to wed this summer. Good thing they didn't send out any invitations! Here We Go Again! Jesse James & Kat Von D's Engagement Is Back On

It sounds like this second split was the result of James not treating his currently purple-haired lady the way she deserves. "It was clear to me that we were just on two different paths in life," Von D explains to People"My friend put it best when he said I could never be more deserving of total, noble love. And as a woman, I think it's important to know your value and never lose sight of that... I wish Jesse nothing but the best in life and in love."

Hmm, couldn't Von D tell from James' track record that he wasn't going to treat her well? Was she living under a rock when the Sandra Bullock cheating scandal was all anyone could talk about? Or did she think somehow he would be different with her?

As we said before, "Calling it off for a second time would be très embarrassing!" And it is. Let's hope Von D learned a valuable lesson this time around.

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