Best Of The Web: Vasectomies & Timmy Gordon

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Staying friends with an ex and lethal Facebook-ing.

Jings! It's almost Thanksgivers. With that in mind Here's the best things people have written 'bout love and relationships in the last few days.

My buds, Em & Lo ( want you to know that cheeser pickup lines work. It's all in the delivery. Also, Em & Lo drop “the word” on a vasovasostomy. Why is his vasectomy my responsibility?

More than "vasectomy" some duders have a hard time saying the word "love." College Candy has some color around the man who won't drop a 143 on ya. How To Say "I Love You" Without Words

Speaking of people playing it close to the vest, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker (the Frenchman basketballer) are on the outs. Betty Confidential thinks her lady friends should have spoken sooner and really gotten in that craw.

Hmm. If you were Kate Middleton's BFF and you didn't love Prince William, would you say anything? Yeah, me neither. Glo has a royal-icous slide show of the bestest gentried weddings ever.

And if you can't land Prince Charming, you can at least charm your own pants off. Asylum has its resident gal, Emily McCombs, sound off on vibrators. Can You Get Addicted To A Vibrator? We Find Out

And Modern Man has tips on how to buy something else specifically for gals: lacy under things. I'd say don't pay as much attention to the cut or the sexiness BUT do not get the wrong size. For sheez.

And the crew at The Frisky have tips on how to throw a family-fee Thanksgiving. Get there.

Over at Huffingon Post, Judith Johnson discusses what it's like to have an alliterative name. Nope, she discusses the elusive search to find the divinity in your partner. FYI: "namaste" more or less means "I see the divinity in you," powerful stuff, friends.

On the flip side of finding the divine spark in a mate is not understanding them. The gang at Love In The Dumps discuss dating the miserably misunderstood person. Before you judge, make sure they don't have Aspergers.

And Lemondrop has 9 betwixt-the-sheets rules that you oughta break right away.  Number 7 is GREAT, Number 3 is bollocks. Decide for yourself. One-Night Stand Rules

My bud Simone Grant takes on her least favorite word: settle. Compromise looks a lot prettier when someone else is doing it, right?

Speaking of settling, Leftos has an interesting query from gal whose ex-dude is dating someone who goes out of her way to spite her. In investing, new money trumps old money; in relationships, new tail ALWAYS trumps old tail. Sowwy.

And the geeks at Gawker want you to know that Facebook stalking can actually kill you. Gross and for real. Top 10 Facebook Etiquette Rules

Speaking of Facebook, we have a great, new series exclusively on the old Facebook. It features your favorite (and my favorite) Alice and Timmy trying to figure out what it takes to make a relationship work in the funky, tech-savvy 1950s.