A-List Links: Natalie Portman Embarrasses Her Dad

Broken Heart

Plus, does Jeremy Renner have a gay, 'man crush' on Tom Cruise?

Happy Halloween, CelebLovers! Who is everyone planning on dressing up as? Personally, we'd love to see some gossip-loving Halloween-ers in costume as some of the celebrity couples below. (We're thinking the David Arquette ensemble would only require some fake tears, a telephone, and a sign that says 'Courteney take me back!') But, for even more topical costume ideas, check out this week's gossip round-up below.

-If there's one man alive who doesn't want to see Natalie Portman play a naked, lesbian ballerina in The Black Swan, it's Mr. Portman, as, evidently, the film has caused some tension between the actress and her dad. While it's probably a fantasy come true for many other men to see Natalie make-out with Mila Kunis on-screen and have some supposedly hard-core sex scenes with French actor Vincent Cassel, we can see why Natalie's dad might find the movie awkward to watch. Miss Portman has pretty much kept her career classy up until now, but, evidently, the lure of an Oscar evidently can make even the most modest of actresses drop trou. [Daily Mail]

-Is the impending divorce between Courteney Cox and David Arquette getting ugly...or just really weird? After apologizing for his over-sharing on Howard Stern last week, David decided to call into the shock jock's radio program for a second time! This go-around, he admitted that he cried the first time he had sex with a woman that wasn't his wife, (for the record, that would be Jasmine Waltz,) and revealed that he and Courteney, who's said to be worth $100 million, don't have a prenup! What's with all of these celebrities getting married without prenups? Katy Perry and Russell Brand, this could be you some day. [X17]

-Are we the only ones that think Taylor Swift is a wee bit young to be dating Jake Gyllenhaal? Regardless, the two have certainly made a lot of people happy with their coupling, and, by people, we mean gossip columnists and tabloid magazines! On Friday's Ellen DeGeneres show, Swifty stayed mum about her romance with Jake, but did say that she felt "optimistic" about love. [YourTango]

-How much do we love Jane Lynch? The Glee star is on the cover of More Magazine this month and talks about how she married her wife, Lara Embry, after only 6 months of dating! "I shouldn’t say this, but I’d never dated anyone that I wanted to marry. I didn’t think it was going to be out there for me. But the minute we were married, I felt the difference: I felt like I am no longer alone." Not only is Jane's wife, Lara, super-pretty, but she's also a doctor! Jewish mothers everywhere would approve. [Celebitchy

-Just when we thought that the Tiger Woods scandal was finally over for good, one of his mistresses has come out with book! Among the many salacious gems in her memoir, The Real Diary: Lessons from the Good Time Girl to Champion, Loredana Jolie claims that Elin Nordegren was a gold-digger and that Tiger reportedly enjoyed fantasizing about threesomes with other men! "He liked to watch girl-on-girl, and the girls would occasionally join us...I'd make him fantasize. I'd ask about if I had another guy [with us]. It kind of turned him on." Loredana's sure to be best-selling book goes on sale next month, just in time for the one-year anniversary of Tiger's car crash. [The Hollywood Gossip]

-Earlier this week, we reported that Celine Dion had finally given birth to her babies, and now we know what the twins' names are. Although it took her and hubby Rene Angelil several days to decide, they finally picked Eddy (after a music producer who was like a father to Celine) and Nelson (after the legendary Nelson Mandela.) "Celine and Rene want their children to be inspired by their names, because they were so inspired by these men," said a rep for the couple. [People]

-Speaking of twosomes, are Ashanti and Nelly back together? After splitting last year, the two only had eyes for each other at an event recently in NYC. And, in other celebrity hook-up news, odd couple Dave Navarro and Bai Ling were spotted leaving a restaurant together in LA. [New York Post, X17]

-Lastly, Katie Holmes is reportedly not the only one who get's swoon-y around Tom Cruise. According to the National Enquirer, aka the periodical that loves to write gay stories about seemingly straight actors - remember this one about John Travolta?) Jeremy Renner is "always gushing about how charming and handsome Tom is. He even says things like, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like Tom Cruise.'" The Enquirer also thinks that there's more to Jeremy and Tom's hugging and fist-bumping a lot on the Mission Impossible IV set than one might otherwise assume. Hmmm.... [Gawker]