Best Of The Web: Halloween Mayhem

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Plus online dating racism and HPV.

OK. For some reason I am AMPED about Halloween this year and it has nothing to do with sexy fruit-pickers in skimpy overalls. Here we GO!

First off, the home office (YourTango) kills it with a list of 50 fantastic couples costumes: 50 Couples Halloween Costumes

BadOnlineDates wants you to know what guys REALLY think about sexy costumes. It largely depends on the man's sexuality and how attractive the lady is… theory? Are You Dressing Sexy This Halloween?

And the crew at Glo needs you to know what to think of a fellow based on his costume. If he goes as a regular guy or a college student, it probably means he is too cool for school.

But all is not lost if he's too cool for school, Em & Lo ( has advice on how to get him to be a buddy, be a pal and play ball. A writer you are immediately familiar with contributed, so give it a lookeroo. How Halloween Helped Our Relationship

Or you could crank of the sexy and say screw that old stick-in-the-mud. Betty Confidential has some cute gear that could get you noticed by a much more fun fella.

Maybe your Halloween will turn out really well and be the start of events that results in a beautiful family. But how do you tell your kids that you lured in their father with a barely-there nurse's uniform? MomLogic discusses telling your kids about sexy witches. Halloween Costumes: Fun For The Whole Family?

And some Halloween costumes are just in bad taste. The Frisky has 22 costumes that will definitely not get you laid. In college, two buddies went as a mammogram machine and a female sanitary device, respectively. Surprisingly, both got laid.

And to take the fun out of everything again, Gawker asks if your Halloween costume is racist. Black Face generally does not start many good relationships. Online Dating Red Flags

Speaking of racist, our friend Julie Spira writes for the Huffington Post that the over 50 set really doesn't really stray from its own ethnicity when dating online. Ah yes, Graham Wellington.

And do you know what’s really scary? HPV. Per Asylum, men can receive the human papillomavirus from giving oral sex. What the what! Is the female orgasm going to take down an entire generation of young men?

Finally, Lemondrop asks if men like giving oral sex. I wonder if they let them know this info about cancerous throat warts before they ask?

Please have a great, fun and safe Halloween. Be careful about razorblades in your apples AND if you do go with a skimpy, man-catching costume bring a coat because it may be cold.

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