How To Navigate A One-Night Stand And More


"If I tell him my name, does that make me clingy?" One woman asks.

Dear Readers,

The mercurial swamp creature who edits this column suggested last week that it was high time to use my beery-eyed personal failures to directly answer your questions about love and sex. Lemondrop: Should a Wife Know If Her Husband Fantasizes About Other Women?

It might helpful to think of me reading said queries while bedecked in a turtleneck and scratching my distinguished James Lipton beard with a mug of Constant Comment. In truth? I'm wearing a tattered plaid robe I'm pretty sure my mom bought me at Old Navy, and I'm drinking beer. Lemondrop: Is There A Place in Hell For Men Who Wear Mandals?

Let the healing begin!

I'm 24 and finally had a one-night stand. I didn't bother leaving my number or any contact information (or even my name) in the morning for fear of coming off as clingy or naïve. But I accidentally left a couple of accessories at his place, and now I have no way to get in touch. Should I have just offered him my cell number and left it at that? Do I just cope with the fact that the guy and these items are lost forever? MC Lemondrop: What It Means When He Doesn't Call

A lot of stuff going on here, MC...

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