Lady GaGa Is Celibate, Lonely

Lady Gaga Vanity Fair

And maybe a little crazy?

In the new issue of Vanity Fair, Lady GaGa reveals that, despite her legions of loyal "monsters," she is always lonely!

"I'm perpetually lonely. I'm lonely when I'm in relationships. It's my condition as an artist," said the singer, reports the New York Daily News. And although she has been rumored to be back with ex-boyfriend Luc Carl, Lady GaGa also claims to be “quite celibate.”

"I'm drawn to bad romances. And my song [‘Bad Romance’] is about whether I go after those [sort of relationships] or if they find me. I'm quite celibate now; I don't really get time to meet anyone." Lady Gaga Is Looking For Love, Boyfriend

Even if she did meet someone, GaGa would need a boyfriend who could walk beside her through the glare of the paparazzi, even when her outfits look like they came straight from the set of a Tim Burton movie, and who also has has enough creativity of his own to convince her that he isn’t trying to steal her creative juices from certain bodily orifices.

"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my vagina," she mused. Lady Gaga Can Orgasm Without Touch—And So Can You

Huh. We are totally stumped why this woman is still single. Guys, next time you see Lady GaGa walk into a Starbucks wearing a straight jacket, hit her up for her phone number, ok?