Psych! Spencer And Heidi Are Still A Couple

Heidi and Spencer

Who would have thought that their split was a ploy for attention?

Well, that didn't take long. Us Weekly is reporting that somewhere — deep down in their underground evil lair, perhaps — Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are "laughing" at the world and "having a blast" at the idea that anyone would ever choose to believe that their coupledom was truly over. Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Break Up

"This breakup is the latest part of Spencer's master plan," says one insider source, with another claiming that the two are in "publicity-seeking panic mode" as The Hills comes to a close.

Tellingly, no papers have been filed for a divorce yet, and even Spencer's big sister Holly is calling the couple out as "liars" on her Twitter account.

Of course this was too could to be true. Can we all stop talking about them?