Heidi Montag's Dad Is "Afraid For Her Life"

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

Bill Montag is worried that Heidi and Spencer may be living in Crazyland.

In the new issue of Star Magazine, Heidi Montag’s dad, Bill, admitted he is concerned for his daughter and hasn’t heard from her since March.

"I’m worried for her," said Bill Montag. "I’m afraid for her life."

"If I don't hear from them soon, good or bad, I will take my family and get his family and go there and talk to them," he added about his daughter and her The Hills castmaste and husband, Spencer Pratt. "They can call the police on me too. I want to make sure both of them are OK."

Okay. So let us get this straight, Mr. Montag. You were perfectly fine with your daughter moving to Los Angeles, starring on an MTV reality show, having numerous rounds of plastic surgery that rendered her unrecognizable, alienating her fake TV friends in order to hook-up with and marry an obviously controlling guy whose biggest accomplishment is a flesh-colored beard, and, now that the tabloids are reporting that Heidi and Spencer live in a dirty house, NOW you’re concerned and want to step in? Spencer Pratt Brags About Controlling Heidi Montag

Although we feel bad for the Montags (surely, Heidi’s mom didn’t deserve a restraining order filed against her or to be called "a vagina" by her son-in-law), we don’t underestimate Speidi’s ability to manufacture drama. Egged on by the tabloid magazines, the allegations that Heidi and her Svengali-like husband Spencer are living in Crazyland may simply be a publicity ploy that Heidi’s parents have unknowingly fallen for.