Lindsay Lohan Goes Mental On Sam Ronson Again

Lindsay Lohan disaster

Lindsay Lohan freaks out on her ex-girlfriend for the thousandth time. WTF, Lindsay?

The slow-motion car crash that is Lindsay Lohan's life and career hit another guardrail this week. Lindsay took to her increasingly illiterate Twitter feed in the wee hours of Wednesday morning to tell her devoted followers that she'd run into ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson at a mutual friend's birthday party, and a fracas ensued. As it does when that Long Island disaster is anywhere near alcohol, cameras, or other human beings. The previous day, Lindsay failed to appear at a deposition related to her 2007 chasing-a-bunch-of-people-down-the-Pacific-Coast-Highway case. So that's awesome.

TMZ reports that Lindsay's lawyer said she missed the 10 a.m. Tuesday deposition—in which she was expected to explain why, back in July 2007, she hijacked a GMC Yukon and chased her personal assistant's mother down the PCH while drunk, on a suspended license, and wearing someone else's coke pants—because she couldn't get a ride till 11 a.m.; being on probation, she's not allowed to drive. And all the cab companies in the greater Los Angeles area were suddenly unavailable. Well, it was 4/20.

That night, Lindsay had no problem getting a ride to the West Hollywood nightclub Trousdale for a friend's birthday party, where Samantha was also celebrating. According to bystanders, "Lindsay went to give Samantha a hug. Samantha wouldn't stand up to give her one, so Lindsay threw a piece of ice at her face." Lindsay Lohan's Looney Love Life

Lindsay later Twittered, according the UK paper The Sun, "Fun @coachella but tonight @ my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus 's ex." (That would be underwear model Justin Gaston. He and Samantha are friends. We know: random!) The post has since been deleted, possibly because Lindsay realized that it was not, in fact, written in standard American English. Or more likely, that she was lying. Lindsay Lohan's Lovelorn Twitter Tantrum

E!'s sources say that Samantha did not spit at Lindsay. Because Samantha isn't an addict with the emotional maturity of a slightly dull-witted seven-year-old. "[The ice-throwing is] where it ended," the source said. "Samantha didn't spit in Lindsay's face." Samantha Ronson Sick Of Lohan Drama

To recap: Lindsay Lohan is still a mess, one for which we're finding our sympathy waning. It's time for her to get help, go into hiding, or shut the hell up. Or all three. Ooh, or maybe she could try getting a job and being a productive member of society. There's a novel fracking idea.

Via TMZ, The Sun, and E! Online. Photo via Bauer-Griffin.