Funnywoman Jessica Simpson On John Mayer, Nudity

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Ms. Sexual Napalm speaks out about Tony, John and nudity.

What John Mayer said about Jessica Simpson definitely got some tongues wagging... all but hers that is, which offered only a giggly "no comment" to the cameras of TMZ. What else is there for a girl to say after her sexin' has been described as "crack cocaine" to the whole wide world?

A wink and a nod seems about right. Especially since her apparent sexual dynamism makes some of her comments in the new issue of Allure seem a bit, well, ... something...

On whether or not she will ever go nude for a role, Jessica says two funny things, maybe three. "I already have a whole other world of business out there," she says, referring to her apparel, accessories, and fragrance lines, "so acting for me will be very, very selective from here on out. But I will never do nudity," she insists. Adding:

Funny Ha Ha #1: "I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know? I don't care if I frickin' get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me....

Funny Ha Ha #2: "I don't think people deserve to see what's underneath my clothing. That's only for my next husband—ha ha ha!"

Ha ha ha is right, Ms. Sexual Napalm. We love Jessica Simpson here at CelebLove, but we gotta say, yeah right!

Anyway, the sexual props she received during Mayer's infamous Playboy interview were not returned here, as the starlet made sure to let everyone know that John Mayer didn't influence her so-called brunette period: "He didn't make me go brunette! John doesn't get credit for making me brunette. He'd like to think so, but he doesn't deserve the credit."

But she's not bitter about John or any of her exes — even Tony Romo, saying: "I'm still a fan. I'm a huge fan. I wear my gear, and I cheer Tony on. You know, I talked to Tony today. None of my breakups, none of it's been bitter."

Is anybody else besides this CelebLover looking forward to her new reality series The Price of Beauty?

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