Search Is On For Blow-Up Doll Bandit

Blow Up Doll Bandit

Is breaking into a sex shop to have sex with a blow-up doll a deal breaker?

Today's weird sex news comes from Australia, where police are hunting for a man who broke into three sex shops, had sex with a blow-up doll named "Jungle Jane," and left the dolls in an alley near the stores.

To perform his unusual crime, the man broke holes in the walls of the store and squeezed through the small opening. Instead of leaving pieces of wood and plaster everywhere, the polite fellow cleaned up the mess he created breaking through the wall. A shop owner expressed worry:

"It is totally bizarre. It is a real concern that someone like that is out on the street."

He won't be in the street for long, as the offender will likely be caught—police have collected DNA and fingerprints from the crime scenes.

Apropos of yesterday's post about hiring a private eye to investigate your date's past, does an offense like this make a man undateable? We'd be pretty creeped out if we found out that Mr. Online Date had commited this crime of, uh, passion. But if it were a few months in that we discovered his past, perhaps we'd be able to overlook it—provided our sex drawer remanined properly stocked after he'd spent the night. Thoughts, dear readers? What type of criminal past would prevent you from dating a man?