Forget Twilight Barbie. Here are the nine sets of celebrity-themed Barbie couples we'd like to see.
Thanks to People's StyleWatch, we got a glimpse of what happens when Barbie meets Twilight.
As a tribute to the on-screen lovers, Barbie has created a set of dolls modeled after Robert Pattinoson's Edward Cullen and Kristen Stewart's Bella Swan. Featuring Robert's strong jaw line and vampire-glow and Kristen's long brunette hair and innocent face, the dolls are almost an exact replica of the stars.
We wouldn't go so far as to say the dolls are exact replicas, but who cares? Now that Rob has confirmed his romance with Kristen the prospect of undressing them is even more exciting. (Come on, you never undressed your Barbie and Ken dolls so they could get "cozy"?) In fact, we think it will be so much fun playing with our Rob and Kristen dolls that we'd like to ask the good folks over at Mattel to whip up a few more celeb couples for us to play with. Here are the celebs we'd like to see turned into Barbie dolls.
Jon and Kate Gosselin. The Gosselin dolls are for the child of divorce (or the child with seven siblings). They're perfect for replaying fights between your parents, and you've never owned a doll with a haircut like this. Miniature crooked houses sold separately.
Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer. If HBO can get True Blood the drink into production we think they can convince Mattel to bring the recently engaged co-stars to toy store shelves. Hell, just make the Edward Cullen doll an inch shorter and dye his hair black and you've got Moyer's Bill Compton.
Lindsey Lohan and Samantha Ronsen. Mattel could make history with the first-ever celebrity lesbian Barbies. The Lindsay doll would come with two sets of hair, blond and red. Samantha would be made from the Skipper mold, and would come with a lock for the front door of the Barbie mansion. Sold separately or together.
Ashley Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz. While it may seem as though sister Jessica Simpson would make the better Barbie, don't count Ashlee out. Her red hair would give the typical Barbie a little diversity and since hubby Pete Wentz is comfortable enough to cross-dress and wear heels, only one set of clothing would be needed for the duo.
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. After conquering film, TV and Twitter, this Hollywood power couple are ready to take over the world of plastic dolls. The dolls would come with Nikon cameras (shout out to those endorsements @aplusk!) and cellphones so they can post love messages on the internet.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Mattel, just think about the money you could make off the accessories alone! Six kids, multiple dream homes, George Clooney doll for boys-only weekends, and, of course, famous ex Jennifer Anniston. Plus, this may be the only chance we'll have to see Angelina in a Bob Mackie original.
Ashley Greene and Chace Crawford. When Ashley Greene's nude photos leaked online this week they revealed the Twilight star and Chace Crawford in a naughty lovelock. Chace's doll would be a dead ringer for Ken; Ashley's clothes and camera sold separately.
Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan. Yes, Channing Tatum was a stripper and made news when a gay publication caught hold of the buzz. We would like to see him as G.I. Joe-stripper-Channing, complete with a camo g-string. Wife Jenna Dewan's doll would sport dance shoes... and a frown.
David and Victoria Beckham. Posh and Becks are the embodiment of Barbie and Ken. From her impossible body and never-ending supply of accessories (including young Romeo, Cruz and Brooklyn) to his fashion flamboyance and nearly-neutered-but-chiseled sensuality, it would be a shock to learn that they weren't dreamt up by Madison Avenue and manufactured by Mattel.
Readers, who else should be turned into a Barbie?